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titty-twerks:

malkatz:

youunderestimatemetyler:

in case you couldnt make it to the con you can photoshop yourself in

i wouldn’t even reach that arm
also please note the starbucks

IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S PUNCHING THAT GIRL IN THE FACE OH MY GOD
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draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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harshwhimsical:

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

Ok let’s talk about the first Gameboy with its fuckin green on dark green screen.

(Source: illkim)

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tush:

my wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.
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kanmeu:

g9dtier:

I JUST REALIZED NEPETA IS APPARENTLY AS TALL AS EQUIUS

things people like to forget
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sableable:

people get so attached to video games because

  1. they don’t leave
  2. they are a way to escape a dull and harsh reality for many

that is why they hold so much sentimental value for us

a dose of reality is healthy but sometimes you need some other world, a much more exciting and welcoming one to become engrossed in

it’s not dumb to get sentimental over fictional characters because when you’re playing or reading or watching, they are real

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basicwitches:

benedict cumberbatch luring a young girl into his clutches 
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skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

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braavosis:

sokkcoli:

quietprofanity:


snoipahkat:


P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE


Son of a bitch …


NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

#We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se
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AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN